Six Word Memoirs

Try it. Here are a few I came up with (although, I think the assignment is to sum up your life in just 1. Mine tend to encapsulate time periods). p.s. I apologize for using the word "encapsulate". What am I? 19? p.s.s. And they seem to be rhyming...ugh.

• Flunked math, aced love, graduated intoxicated
• Cursed Washington rain; Praised California rays
• Wear skinny jeans; sleep hefty dreams
• Blocked writer watching TV at night

A few of my favorites from Smith Magazine's 6 Word Memoirs:

• I've survived a bunch of Thursdays.
• Hold on, I'm coming, you're screaming.
• Wish I had a long fuse.